delta-breezes:

Kelsey Garrity Riley

delta-breezes:

Kelsey Garrity Riley

Title: viva la pompeii-mashup
Artist: bastille vs coldplay
Plays: 28687

frxternite:

gleeksdiaries:

it’s like discovering a new world

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

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only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real
tohdaryl:

Bear-sharknado! Has science gone too far?! Neigh! 
Print available on my INPRNT store.

tohdaryl:

Bear-sharknado! Has science gone too far?! Neigh! 

Print available on my INPRNT store.

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

mishcollin:

i love that fall has a feeling, it’s not even the taste of smoke and barbeque in the air or the smell of wet dead leaves, it’s like a palpable feeling against your skin. it reminds me of renaissance festivals and cider barns and long highway drives to lawrence with the trees all sunset-shaded on the side of the road and cold night bonfires and guys i really fucking love autumn

battlebats:

vanyalli:

look how cute we are

We are but you are supposed to be asleep

CUTIE PATOOTIES THAT I MISS AND DRANK COFFEE WITH ONCE UPON A TIME

battlebats:

vanyalli:

look how cute we are

We are but you are supposed to be asleep

CUTIE PATOOTIES THAT I MISS AND DRANK COFFEE WITH ONCE UPON A TIME

cannot stop self from contributing to stupid facebook arguments 2k14

don’t let anyone tell you that you’re a bad writer

brayofheart:

I. 

Writers are pretentious and
every time one tells me that my
writing is too subtle / not simple /
overrated / uninsightful— I want
to rip their pens right from their
clean hands and show them the
ink that I’ve spent my nights 
bathing in. 

II.

You are allowed to rhyme,
you’re allowed to paint inconsistencies
across your ideas and stanzas. Do not
let college boys or day-time girls
tell you your poetry doesn’t make
any sense. If one tells you this,
spill facts about stoichiometry over
your free-verse. They’re only
concerned with chemistry during
blind dates with atheists.

III.

If it matters 
to you, write about it. Cliches are what
makes your poetry stale— but when
artists are starving, you must eat
as much spoiled bread as you can. 

itscolossal:

Color Coded Food and Flowers Photographed by Emily Blincoe

#food
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teenwolf:

SLAY

bansheebeauty:

that boy is on fireeeeeee

THEME